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Old January 29th, 2005, 12:13 AM
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Woundwort ceases to polish the bar as he notices Agent Zero has awoken from his slumber in a... feisty mood.

"SANCHO!!! Contingency MacKenzie!"

Woundwort's robot flunkey tosses him what looks like a firehoze. Woundwort turns it on the irate Irishman and cuts loose with a massive spout of Guinness. Agent Zero is knocked back under his table, and hopefully back into a peaceful slumber.

"Guess you were right. Beer can solve the world's problems. Don't take it too badly, AZ - if the Boss came in and saw you messing with his FBW's, well, you DON'T even want to think about the consequences. I was acting in your best interests."

EDIT - takes off gold leaves, puts on eagles. The General is a Colonel now!
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