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Atrocities said:
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US GOVERNMENT
DEPARTMENT OF AMERICAN PATRIOTISM
NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT:
William Christopher, AKA Atrocities, has been placed under arrest for suspicion of anti American behavior.
When contacted by Government Officers, YOU WILL, comply with their demand that you provide testimony against William Christopher or face co-conspiratorial charges.
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Not as crazy as you may have though it sounded. The "Department of Homeland Security" and the P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act have also been hugely abused.
The PATRIOT Act protects us from:
# People eating curry.
http://www.alternet.org/story/15770
# Improper storage of cocoa and marshmallows
http://www.hypocrites.com/article17498.html
# Possession with intent to distribute of a counterfeit Rubik's Cube
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=206591
# Violation of a work visa (after the employer was ordered to fire him)
http://www.inthesetimes.com/comments.php?id=140_0_2_0_C
# Bribing city officials to let customers touch topless dancers
http://www.lasvegassun.com/sunbin/st...110410819.html
# Photographing Cheney's Hotel
http://www.2600.com/news/view/article/1441
# Finding sensors on public land near area 51
http://www.prisonplanet.com/terroris...t_area_51.html