[Atrocities]

Buffet places call their banruptcy lawyers when they see you coming.
If you "fit" into the female love making catagory of "No F***ing Way!"
The last time someone pulled your finger a billion people died.
You must sleep standing up our of fear that if you laid down your subjects would cable you to the ground and let you starve to death.
If you are your own battle moon, and the planet killing beam is little more than you taking a leak and attempting to hit a planet.
If you have ever heard your mother say "Next time lift the rings will you!" after firing your battle moons anti planet yellow beam weapon.