[RudyHuxtable]

narf poit chez BOOM said:

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children she didn't know what to do.

Clearly, I win. I used actuall words for nearly all of my fake nonsense.

Now, are you going to translate mine?

Ahhhh, but you see, EVERY word I use was an actual word. They span several different languages and one dialect (iddn is Aboriginal)

You specifically state yours uses "nearly all" actual words.

MUAHAHAHA

And as for translating it:

I concede yours is very very good. I've got it down, but let's let the other loons have a go. I prefer more little pigs in my nonsense, though.

Thanks for ruining mine, you big narf...