Puke: nope, I just decided to break into song and rip off the Kinks ("Lola") or Weird Al ("Yoda"), depending on your generation. I think everyone already knows you can't type.
Tesco: What, no hockey games on a perma-frozen lake? And what about polar bear hunting? And you call yourself a Canadian....
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Ponder this: Scientists already knew that matter is 98% empty space. After they figured out the structure of protons, they determined the remaining 2% is mostly made up of... well, nothing. Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?