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Old February 14th, 2005, 10:58 PM

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RD sees this strange action by Renegade and shakes his head, returning from the back room carrying a hefty western style pistol, a black umbrella and a miniature vacuum cleaner. Proceeding to Agent Zero and the supposed Angel of Death's table he wonders, "Should I let the Angel of Death kill him..." but decides against it, Renegade didn't deserve death, perhaps embarrassment on the IRC channel but not death. He dutifully sucks up the strange pixie dust that renegade sprayed with the vacuum cleaner and kicks it away. He then hands the two patrons the umbrella.

“Here you go, Now please, just duck behind it for a moment, Customer Satisfaction and all…”

RD looks around; Renegade is nowhere to be seen… So he knocks on the ceiling lights and opens fire with the heavy pistol.

“Ok, Renegade, now be a good peaceful Canadian and return to your table… I don’t want an enraged harbinger of death with vengeance and bloodlust on her mind… Christ…It’s bad enough filing thing’s under ‘Act’s of God’ on the insurance forms, Never mind when it is an actual Act of God!”

RD looks up, Renegade is still nowhere to be seen and all that remains are several large bullet holes in the rafters. He reloads the pistol and glances round…

“Sheesh, it’s only Tuesday and I’m dealing with an Angel of Death, some Green Eyed Canadian Mercenary and Rival establishments, How much is the Boss paying me for this?”
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