Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
Hey Hut Fans!
I'm taking quite a pounding here in the Hut! People are getting pokers in their naughty bits, blisters are forming on places that shouldn't be blistered and people in general are running in terror! What better time than now to introduce our very own Kid's Menu!
So far it's only got Xiatiburger and Phong Fries, but we're working in the lab to come up with other great malnutritious treats for the little beasties!
And hey, it's ungroovy to stick pokers in people. Blow up the Hut all you want, but no pokers in my bum, 'kay? I just had it lifted.
Coming Soon:
The WTVTOH Floor Plan and Tourist Map
Extradimensional Rollercoaster
Bumper Dreadnoughts
Pin the Tail on Atrocities
Check here for details!
Bon Appetit!
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Rudy Huxtable
Cosby Kid and Proprietor
The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
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