[Raging Deadstar]

Message from Bartender, To be confirmed by Staff

Until Notified The Staff of this Cantina (aka Me and the FBW's) have taken the necessary precautions to ensure the safety of this Cantina, protection of this home away from home.

Until Further Notice this Cantina is protected by an Anti Deus Ex Machina field. Fancy devices powered by Technobabble, obscene special powers, weapons or devices far beyond reasonable limits and/or the use of Time Travel will not work within the Anti Deus Ex Machina Field.

We of the Cantina feel that if you have a problem bring a fleet that matches the technology of at least one SEIV Mod and duke it out in orbit, or resort to comedy violence and settle thing's the old fashioned way.

This is to preserve the Cantina, and quite possibly the libido of the FBW's who find geeks arguing about technobabble a turn off and a difficult obstacle in the way of a successful day's work.

Some will Call this an unfair move and may argue that such abilities worked for superheroes or even stars of science fiction tv series'. Well we at the Cantina say this. "You are not James T. Kirk, The Engines Canne Take it Cap'n and If you do not comply the FBW's will be happy to bestow a lethal dose of aggression to your table."

Thank You, Raging Deadstar