I gotta say, David, making avatars is a great service to our community! Anyone can easily distinguish a DEG avatar.
*pulls out clipboard and checks off "compliment David"*
Now, David, walk with me and let's talk...
You see, there are lots of us that are absolutely bonkers with anticipation over SEV.
*In an inconspicuous manner, slowly guides David back to his computer*
Well, what do you know! Your computer...
*pulls chair out and allows David to sit*
Comfy???
*Before David can react, quickly scurries out of room and locks door from outside, pulls out clipboard again and checks off "get him back to work"*
[through the keyhole]: Now David, please get back to work on SEV and stop being distracted with avatars. We'll let you out when we get a screenshot
*Plops down in guard shack outside door, inspects the contents of the small arms locker; pulls out clipboard and checks off "rubber chicken, silly string, water balloons and BFG 9000. It's going to be a long watch...*
