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NullAshton said:
I don't really see how you can complain about spam in a topic that is FOR spam...
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Dear Mr NullAhston,
It is our belief that Douglas was making a comment about a certain mouse with more than 6,300 posts, and so his comment was not aimed at this thread. Besides, Douglas himself did post on this thread more than a couple of times, hence contributing to the spamming tendencies displayed therein.
Therefore, I shall sue you NullAshton on the grounds of "spreading misconceptions about Douglas to tarnish his reputations". I will be the judge, your attorney, and the prosecutor; the whole jury is currently ill, so they won't be able to attend your trial.
Alternatively, I would not be against a settlement out of court. Bribe offers should be transmitted to my secretary, who will determine if they are high enough to warrant disturbing me; another bribe will be necessary to ensure the successful forwarding of your proposal. And did I say something about a "matter of conscience"?
Yours sincerely,
Your Drone Attorney.