"Fichus juges, on devrait tous les envoyer dans le trou noir le plus proche." How nice it is to be able to express your anger in a language other than English, which is less likely to provoke the ire of a certain judge.
For the overly curious, I merely said something like "Bloody judges, they should all be sent into the nearest black hole". French isn't obscure enough though: perhaps I should learn a barely known dialect just for those situations where I need to swear, but cannot do so overtly.
I, the remainder of Alneyan (the full body minus one arse), acknowledge the decision of the court, and shall go away now. Payment shall be transmitted to the court within 48 hours. Please keep the arse in jail, I will buy another one: the miracles of genetics and body engineering. You didn't mean "arse" as in "the whole body", did you? Of course not! You wouldn't throw me in jail after all.
Now, where did I put my remote control? Ah, here it is. *Presses the button labelled "DO NOT TOUCH, open fire with all batteries, keep away from children"* That place sure won't last long with twelve ripper beams and fifteen beams firing at will.