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Old February 25th, 2005, 01:04 PM
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Default Re: The Race to 1k Posts thread.. BYOP!

Eight planetary-core null space weapons would very likely do a lot of damage to the place, and is, of course, overkill! Just fire one unmounted null space weapon, and you will not kill yourself in the process. Trust me on that one!

Oh, and if you still don't trust me, I have a little toy on me. They call that an "anti-matter device when lethal force is needed"; let's just call it "the BOOM of DOOM!". See, when I press that button here, you will have thirty seconds before the whole place (a base? A ship? A building?) is blown up to pieces. I will, of course, be killed in the process, but so you will. Resistance is futile: either you set me free, or I push the button and all hell breaks loose. The device is embedded in my own skin too, so there is no way to remove it. Don't try anything stupid!

I should thank the Agency for having created those last-ditch measures when capture is unavoidable. We shall see if they work as advertisted, and make you immune to torture, Vogon Poetry and MOO3.
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