The Spooges mom found out about his 1-900 habit, and cut off his PC time. Little does she know that the 1-900 number is a virus dialer that somehow infected the PC while Spoogy was searching for questionable "merchandise" on the net. So now whenever the PC is booted up, the 1-900 dialer worm dials a 1-900 number and stays connected until someone else tries to connect to the internet. Then is disconnects allowing the user to connect. The resulting phone charges to Spoogy's home phone have exceeded the total gross combined profit of Microsoft for the Last 5 years. Spoogy is now washing dishes for $5.25 an hour at the local Denny's to pay off this phone bill.
J/K
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"We've made too many compromises already, too many retreats! They invade our space and we fall back -- they assimilate entire worlds and we fall back! Not again! The line must be drawn here -- this far, no further! And I will make them pay for what they've done!" -- Captain Picard STNG
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