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Old March 4th, 2005, 01:43 PM
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"I can do better."

As the kirbys start forming again, Strategia - seemingly out of nowhere - pulls out a large Gatling gun and places it on a tripod mount. The first kirbys start racing for the door just as the bullet belt has been pulled through the chamber.

Strategia open fire. An endless stream of large-caliber bullets slices away at the forum in front of the barrels. The kirbys explode one by one, screaming wildly. Strategia targets the purple drops, so that they too explode into even tinier droplets. Eventually, the room is filled with an aerosol of purple droplets unable to cling together because of the relentless Gatling gun fire. Then, the room starts to clear. The unbelievably sharpened bullets the Gatling gun fires (thay have been ultra-sharpened using an advanced subquantum laser. The very tip of the bullet is a quantum sliced so that it has a sharp tip. The bullets tear at the fabric of spacetime as they pass.) start cutting down the quanta in the atomic nuclei of the kirby drops. Eventually, no more purple haze (Jimi Lives!) is present in the room.


NA; "Wow... how did you do that?"
Strategia: "Practice."
NA: "I mean... where did you get that awesome weapon?"
Strategia: "Ever heard of nanofactories?"
NA: "No."
Strategia: "Read The Cassini Division. Only these babies have a nanominiaturized supply of hypercompressed raw material for sheer endless construction of whatever you need."
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