Re: The Race to Infinite Posts thread.. BYOP!
And why are you using sensible numbers before your posts? I say, go with random numbers!
This post was number 2.54^3. Please roll 2d4+2, and look up the results on the following table:
2: You cannot roll 2. Please enlist in the "I flunked maths at kindergarten" special course.
3: How unlucky you are. You will fail your next action, no matter what.
4: You have been barred from posting for the next 24 hours.
5: You are to delete the next post you planned to make, before actually posting it.
6: You have been smacked down by Narf's Hammers of Doom.
7: You have been smacked by Growltigger. Such things are bound to happen in this crazy universe of ours.
8: You have been cast into the most insane bureaucrary the world has ever produce; motive of the punishment unknown.
9: Roll as many times as needed to get a 6 or a 7.
10: Bah, you cheated! You are hereby condemned to stay within the confines of this thread, ne'er to go away.
I would make a fine DM, wouldn't I? I learnt everything about DMing on Narf's laps! Now Narf, will you please lend me your hammer? Pretty please?
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