[Power Man]

The quiet scene is broken by a heavy throbbing sound. An immense star ship descends and lands in the parking lot.
A hatch opens and from it comes our Hero Power Man (TA DAAAA !!) .
He looks around at the empty landscape and exclaims "WERE IS EVERYONE ??? I had a devil of a time finding this place.
I mean it's dropped to PAGE 4."

But Now that I did find the place I want to invite everyone in for celebrate the fact that my empire has gone over 1 trillion in population. I also have just colonized my 7th Sphere World. So for the next day, or until the food is gone, LETS PARTY !!"

Several large hatches open in the ship, from them come a stream of cargo droids loaded with every type of food and drink.

Power Man leads them into the Bar. He wakes up the few people that appear to be sleeping. Hay Everybody FREE FOOD AND DRINK!!!

From yet other hatches several Divisions of large Heavy Troop Droids appear. They spread out and form a defensive boarder around the Bar & Grill. Supporting them are several large ACME Catapults these are armed with what appear to be large weights. Each weight has the ACME logo and a large 1T on their sides.

Yes these are the famed "One Ton Wanton Destruction Catapults"