[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Strategia rushes to another news agency.

IMMINENT ERUPTION OF WARFARE EXPECTED!

In a recent comment, Joint Chief StrategiaInUltima of the Consolidated Forces of the Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut has verified the rumors of a second Bar War that would erupt soon. The Hut, initially opened as a competitor for the monopoly of the Forum Chat Bar & Grill, has been entwined in an open state of war with the Bar & Grill earlier, when the entire Northern Hemisphere was blown to kingdom come.

This war was not a war of aggression for the fledgling Hut, it was a war of defense. Set up as a fully acceptable capitalistic competitor for the B&G monopoly, the latter had sent gruesome threats to the Hut - one case was documented which apparently involved a game manual for Master of Orion III - and had openly attacked the establishment.

The Hut responded with dreadful force, mustering heavy orbital forces in response to the B&G's initial superiority on the ground. This action has caused many deaths, and it is still open for debate whether or not it was actually a B&G official who sent a fake message that ordered the obliteration of the Northern Hemisphere, or that the Hut did a last chance strike at the enemy, comparable to a US-Soviet nuclear war.

Recently, however, more forces have arrived in orbit, all bearing the logo of the Hut. When asked for comment, one of the Hut joint chiefs confirmed that they were preparing for war.

"The Hut cannot tolerate this stain on our planet any longer. The outright atrocities commited by the B&G in BWI - the Drench War, as you might recall - are too despicable to be left alone. I mean, bringing MOO3 into this..... We must get revenge for the despicable acts commited to the Hut. The last war ended in an apparent stalemate, the Armistice was signed when a victor had yet to truly emerge, though the B&G was quickly gaining strength in the last days of the Great War. We cannot let their growth go on uncontrolled. We must take back what was once ours. We will succeed!"

And in entirely unrelated news, the Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut has recently opened new venues in the Fifth Temporal Dimension and the Ninth Spacial Dimension.