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Old March 10th, 2005, 09:05 PM

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Default Re: Forum Chat Bar & Grill (soon to be gone)

Phong's Head Bar and Grill Staff Member condemns Unprovoked Aggression by rivals

Following Joint Chief StrategiaInUltima's message to the Press Phong's Head Bar and Grill bar tender Raging Deadstar decided to set the record straight in an exclusive Interview.

"As a Bartender my job is a simple one. I aim to keep my patrons and customers happy, not forgetting my superiors. The Phong's head Bar and Grill has always been a place for the wearied galactic emperors to come and rest their loins and relax with a brewski. These upstanding overstressed members of the Galactic community who visit here are peerless and relaxed within our venue."

"Needless to say when The Wonton Hut started up, my superiors felt threatened, as any business would. Our Negotiations started with offers for a mutual agreement between the two, alliances beneficial to both!"

"In recent months it has become clear that this is not what the Won Ton Hut desires. They resorted to violence, their war-machine forcing the Bar and Grill side into ever escalating conflict, leading to the destruction of half a planet and a loss of life unseen in this sector. A ceasefire was called and we respected such a pact. The Bar and Grill patrons more than happy to relax in peace and cartoon violence. The Hut has responded with an unparalleled military build up!"

"Make No Mistake, The Hut speaks of Revenge and settling the score, but amalgamation is their goal. Nothing Short of Subjugation and Domination will sate the Joint Chief StrategiaInUltima's Bloodlust. They claim that this planet is theirs, these insurgents. They respond with fire when we extend the olive Branch! We have given them appeasement when war was still a viable option, the Phong's Head Bar and Grill deciding the conflict to deadly to allow to spread. The Won-Ton Hut's tactics have been far too similar to the unheeded expansion of a German state in the early 1940's. We have given peace a chance and wish for co-existence with the Hut. But if it comes to War I can Guarantee you that the loyal patrons of the Phong's Head will rather Fight Standing than Serve on our Knee's!"

"We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Space, we shall fight on the planets and cantinas, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the vacuum, we shall defend our Home away from Home, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the Patio's, we shall fight on the polished oak bars, we shall fight in the beer cellars and by the entrance to the FBW changing rooms, we shall fight wherever the Hut may take us; we shall never surrender!"

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