[narf poit chez BOOM]

Think, Narf. Don't looney out. It would go much better *HERE*.

There's a hole in the middle of the sea,
There's a hole in the middle of the sea,

There's a hole, there's a hole, there's a hole in the middle of the sea;

There's a log in the hole in the middle of the sea,
There's a log in the hole in the middle of the sea,

There's a log, there's a log, there's a log, in the hole in the middle of the sea;

There's a bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,
There's a bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,

There's a bump, there's a bump, there's a bump, on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea;

There's a frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,
There's a frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,

There's a frog, there's a frog, there's a frog, on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea;

There's a fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,
There's a fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,

There's a fly, there's a fly, there's a fly, on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea;

There's a wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,
There's a wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,

There's a wing, there's a wing, there's a wing, on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea;

There's a flea on the wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,
There's a flea on the wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea,

There's a flea, there's a flea, there's a flea, on the wing on the fly on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the middle of the sea;

(Of course, you can get a lot more detailed than that. That just goes as far as the example I found to jog my memory. Where would modern entertainment be without travel songs? )