[Growltigger]

NullAshton,

You obviously have not delved into the deepest darkest depths of disgusting depravity (how is that for alliteration) which underpin the cantina.

Nothing is as insidious, foul, disgusting, loathsome, nausea inducing and generally minging as anything to do with Mac. No fortress on this planet or universe could shield you from a blast of condensed Mac essence - imagine, it is a sickly yellow in colour, has the consistency of crunchy peannut butter mixed with walnut oil, smells like the worst French latrine on the planet, bubbles alarmingly and has a tendency to eat through pretty much any container it is placed in (if left long enough)....

I am afraid my young upstart that you is currently prone on the cantina floor, covered in icky goo, smelling like the bins behind a Turkish cathouse on half price night, and having the handle of a red hot poker sticking out of your butt... oh, and you are steaming quite nicely a la Mount St Helens.