Two guys met in heaven
- I froze to death. How did you die?
- From relief
- How could you die from relief?
- Well, I had a suspicion that my wife where seeing someone else so one day I went home early from work to find out. I looked in the closets, the kitchen, the bedroom, under the bed but there were nobody. I was so relieved that I died from a heartattack.
- Jerk... Had you just looked in the freezer we would both have been alive today
