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Old March 17th, 2005, 03:49 PM
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Erm yes..... that's the point of the joke. They push you into the sea because you look like a stranded whale.

How do you know you're EVEN fatter?

If the US launches airstrikes against you to prevent you from standing up, falling over and causing the entire Atlantic to gush over the US and into the Pacific. (if you're in Europe)
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