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Here the official name of "Spam" (the pinkish blob, not the electronic commercials for credit cards, penis enlargements and 18+ sites) is "Smek". Just about sums it up don't you think?

I call Spam "what happens when you click on a spam message for a penis enlargement and actually USE the pills/device/whatever without safety precautions such as a concrete shell around you d**k". But I just made that up.

Mystery meat hmmm..... appropriately named, for the first part, but are you sure it actually IS meat?