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im not sure about the forged deeds, but be cautious about those dessert recipies. They have some secret secretions from Tesco's special stash.

Regarding the mild and tamed GT, im afraid that he did not mention that his gardening involved carniverous fauna and man-eating petunias. steer clear of the pansies with teeth, they're just waiting for an unsuspecting yank to bring his nose too close.

fortuneatly, this sticky pile of regergitated yank is not so easily lured by hostile limey botany. just watch your fingers near the window-boxes.

Dont forget, he's still a barrister. there is no disguising the inner evil, there.

edit: dog! how many seconds did you beat me to the punch by? you carniverous-plant post subverting cur!