No he's already gone soft.....
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Puke said:
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well thats fairly easy to do, but i dont think we are prepared to accept your unconditional surrender. the massive cost of cultural re-education of your citizenry is too much for our humble little bar and grill to take on.
so you will have to find someone more gullible to surrender to. we wont bear the cost of your upkeep. perhaps you should try mothballing your surpluss population?
in the meantime, try not to let the parking valet bite your arse on the way back to your spaceships.
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Don't worry Puke, your valet Barry has been dispatched already by several flights of Mover replicas.
And as for the terms of surrender,..... well, for one, WE beat the living CRAP out of YOU. You have perhaps not read the Armistice terms that thouroughly? And as for our citizens..... we have none. The only people we control are military personnel, and they would rather drink hydrochloric acid than undergo "cultural re-education" by your "professionals".
Oh and one more thing..... you liked Cartoon Violence, you said?
Strategia pulls out a remote control and rewinds the events to the point where Puke just uttered the above nonsense. Strategia then goes on to pull out a rather well-polished rocket launcher.
Puke: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Stategia still fires a Hygiene Missile at the Yank (btw, did you know that name came originated thanks to the Dutch inhabitants of New York? in its most pure form.
Puke: "Nooo!!!!! Aaaaaahhh! It burns! It burns! Get it off!....."
Puke's voice dies away as the Hygiene effects start to make him disappear bit by half-digested bit. Eventually, all that's left of Puke is a rather well-polished spot of floorspace.