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Alneyan said:
They were speaking of Australia however, and not Austria.
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oh, i misread then. verily, australians have no etequitte. and americans cant spell. dont smoke, eh? i supose that next you will tell me you have no fondness for Jerry Lewis.
*ahem*
A man walks into the doctors office, proclaiming "doctor! doctor! you must help me! i have five penises!"
The doctor looks astonished and asks, "my god, man! how do your pants fit?"
Man answers: "Like a glove!"