My friends and patrons of the alternate-dimension Bar and Grill. I should inform you that there is a hostile entity in another universe that might try to come here and ruin our fun.
You can prevent him from existing, by using this link
Ignore Ashton
or clicking on his Forum Handle to view his profile, and using the IGNORE THIS USER option. I highly encourage you to do so.
Also, feel free to do this to me, if you tire of my witless banter. And email a moderator to ask them to enable you to moderate me to a 1.