Re: The Worst Things That Can Happen
47. You put your ENTIRE navy into a single fleet, and make an alliance with another human player, he does the same and you both launch a daring attack on an enemy empire's home system and acheive glorious victory over his navy!
The very next turn you find out that his "Navy" was only a single battlefleet among many as he simultaniously takes out you and your allies home planets, home systems and then starts working his way out.
Just as you are about to turn about to exact revenge your enemy shows you the little "surprise" he hid near the sun.....BLAM!
48. You decide to test out your new black hole maker on an enemy sun, only to realize that the system you destroyed wasn't the enemy's pink system, it was your allies!
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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