[Rathar]

Ok jokes, got a ton of them..

Tests the waters first though..

Whats yellow, orange and red and looks good on Frat boys?

Fire

Whats Brown and Tan and looks good on Hippies?

Rottweilers.

Best to tell these with polar opposites so you can be assured of offending the entire spectrum.

A woman walks into a pharmacy and goes to the pharmacist and says " Hello, I need to buy some Arsenic in order to poison my husband." The pharmacist looks appaled and says "Madam, I cannot help you with this as it is both illegal and immoral!"

Whereupon the woman reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband and the pharmacist' wife having sex..

The pharmacist says, "You should have told me you had a prescription!"