Re: To Glass Or Not To Glass
23. It's not genocide, it's "gene pool management".
24. Buglike aliens are great at BBQs....just serve with patato salad.
25.
Orbital Shipyards: 5,732,596 credits
Staff for the Orbital Shipyards: 5,500,968 credits
Super Dreadnought: 32,000,000,000 credits
Watching the beautiful glow of atmospheric burnoff with the ones you love: Priceless
26. Never make fat jokes about a Cue cappa's mother.....unless you have more ships then him.
27. When your ally comes begging you for aid, always comply remember when that enemy fleet is destroyed your ally will be bloody and thus ripe for the pickings!
28. DO NOT give your legions of terror black tinted visors/glasses/goggles/eyes of helmet: look out how hard it made it for the Stormtroopers to see what they were shooting at!
29. Nova's are pretty but blackholes last forever!
30. If a pretty young alien babe catches your eye do two things:
1. Make sure you don't have anything sticking out of your nose (unless there is supposed to be something sticking out of your nose).
2. Make sure the babe is actually a member of the opposite sex with that species!
31. NEVER EVER shoot the family of an alien messiah.....unless you make damned sure you shot the alien messiah too.
32. When confronting superior firepower be a sneeky little bastard!
33. Call an intergalactic review of naval powers, when the other players send their fleets in to show you how mighty they are, show them that brand new nova bomb you built!
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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