Re: Your Empire Is Going To War When:
110: If your first words to an alien race is "Where's the Head?"
110a: If your first words are "Damn you got got hit with the ugly tree!"
111. You wear a shirt saying "Proud member of PETA"
If PETA stands for "PEOPLE EATING TASTY ALIENS."
112. You were invited to the Jerry Springer show by the Xiati president and it has something to do with your daughter....
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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