Re: To Glass Or Not To Glass
39. When an enemy says "I want to do a remake of the Great White fleet through your space." be polite and say yes, and be sure to have your fleet waiting at the other end of the warp point.
40. Remember the Golden rule "Due unto others before they can do unto you.
41. If at first don't succeed use bigger guns!
42. Sometimes building a cloaked colony ship can come in handy, for example when you watch your rival's pride and joy sphere world finish construction.
43. The enemy of my enemy is an expendable asset.
44. Is old Chinese Saying fool me once shame on you fool me twice and I will burn your homeworld to ash.
45. Before deploying your newest ship design always run it in the simulator against every enemy ship....and that includes your ally's!
46. An ally is like a house guest, fun to talk to, nice to see and you want them gone by the end of the week!
47. The ten commandments according to an evil overlord:
1. Thou shalt cause mayem and destruction....except on Sunday.
2. Thou shalt not fall for the pulleth my finger jokes!
3. Thou shalt burn worlds to ash....and deny it.
4. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors super weapon.
5. Thou shalt instead steal thy neighbor's super weapon and use it against him.
6. Thou shalt not call thine armies "my legions of terror" as thoust must realize that has been abused to much...ah eth.
7. Thou shalt exercise regularly lest thou fall into the fat evil man sterotype.
8. If thoust becomes fat thou shalt not be jolly or excessivly evil as thou does not want to be laughed at by the other evil overlords.
9. Thou shalt NOT lure thine enemy into a trap that you are absolutely sure will work as it has been done and thou shalt most certainly be killed off by a lone hero.
10. Thou shalt kill all good intentioned adventerurs in thine empire!
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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