[Growltigger]

As an initial point El Phil, I believe the "standing on hnd legs and staring into space" maneuvre is actually carried out by meerkats, and not mongoose. They are famous for being viscious little buggers who savage poisonous snakes for a laugh!!

The poor little emasculate mongoose runs free. Fear not thinks Growltigga, we have the technology to rebuild him. The little chap is taken into the kitchen, and plugged into a mysterious looking device that has "Acne Rodent Rebuilder and Cybernetic Enhancer" written on the side.

The machine hums, a few funny smells comes out of it, and out pops the mongoose, now equipped with knackers the size of bowling balls, armoured to the teeth, clutching a serrate sword and eager to join the armoured legions of Byzantine Killer Mongoose ready to wage war on all enemies of the cantina (and including those who dont pay their tabs!). The fearsome legion of mighty knacker nibblers has a new member, eager to chomp his steely fangs on El Phil's member for that matter!