[Growltigger]

Oy, El Phil and Strategia, keep your mucky paws off my Legions of Armoured Byzantine Killer Mongoose, they are my army for when I need to defeat the evil hordes of sea beasties conjured up by that smelly reprobate Dogscoff, and when they go to battle, Growltigga the Great leads them to the field for the punch up.

El Phil, given that my Armoured Byzantine Killer Mongoose legions have destroyed Puke's gherkin ensemble for you, I think you need to create your own spurious army for your up and coming brawl with the Ottoman Gherkin legion....

PS can I reccomend that you go for a naval battle. I can flood the cantina if you wish. If you then create an army based on the ‘Holy League’ forces from Spain, Venice, Genoa, and the Papal States which defeated the Ottomans in the sea battle of Lepanto on 7 October 1571, you have a damn fine chance!

Anyway, my Armoured Legions of Byzantine Killer Mongoose are based on the Byzantine thematic armies of circa 1000 AD which beat the blue buggery out of them smelly thieving camel molesting Turkish swine. We are far more able to whup their hairy bottoms than the later Byzantine armies of 1071 (Battle of Manzikert) and 1453 (Fall of Constantinople).. especially with our new addition to the army - armour plated Greek fire cannon and ballista mounted battle wagons manned by the most fearsome rabid be-fanged pyschotic homocidal vicious badgers the world has ever seem - even Growltigga is scared of them!!

El Phil, Puke, the floor is yours, let's have a punch up