Re: The beginning of BWIII!
"...and if you caaan't find a partner
find a woo-den chair LET'S ROCK!
ev'rybody LET'S ROCK!
ev'rybody in the old cell block,
was [GHUURK!! ]
A salagull flies smack into the butt of the microphone, slamming it halfway down Turin/Elvis's throat. The dreadful crooning stops and the E.W.E. (Evil Wig of Elvis) is knocked from his head, breaking the momentary spell. Simultaneously, Turin is knocked from the table through a front window, breaking the momentary glass.
Good thing too. The attack by the vicious vermin happens so fast that they don't even realize their prey is no longer present. Being mostly mindless beasts, tortured and twisted into Strategia's warped sense of reality, they lay into each other and everything around them instead. Finally, nothing remains in the vacinity but a table leg, a half-devoured wing and the E.W.E. (which nothing would eat.)
Turin is laying in a daze in the parking lot; Barry stomps over and licks his cheek to wake him...
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