NEVER try to use this thing to get out your elderly home bed and jump out the window.
"I'm afraid I can't let you do this, Dave."
Although it would have an excellent bedside manner.
"Good morning Dave."
If you're not called Dave, well then, you'll have to live with it, but for all the elderly Daves in the world, rejoice! for their will soon be a helpful ai(d) that you will be able to communicate with on a first-name basis!