Nooo, why did you lie to me... You heinous betrayer, I'll let my wolves use you as a toilet after I crush your puny little empire and salt the earth! And I'll make extra sure to feed them only pea-soup and cod-liver oil beforehand! The Dragon of Fecundity shall never forget this transgression of chivalry and natural law! This will not be a pretty sight, so tread carefully, traitorous vermin! Scum of the earth!
Jeffr, rejoice, for you're off the hook for now. There are matters of honor that need my attention more than your manly, up-front assault.
Ah, I feel a haiku coming... (or what passes for it in mockerysville)
Betrayer CU,
what awaits you now is fate
worse than death could be