Re: OT: Marketing phrases that never worked.
11. Be all that you can.....ah screw it join the navy.
12. That's not squid your eating....
13. It might be ugly but it insults you to.
14. 9 out of 10 hillbillies agree
15. Ugly women will be all over you!
16. There are two kinds of people in our stores, Kind, considerate, and bad mathmaticeans (yes it's deliberately spelled bad)
17. Made in hell
18. It slices it dices and you can't sue us when it does!
19. If it starts to smell RUN LIKE HELL!
20. Causes bladder control issues
21. You wont even see it coming.
22. You want I should fix your back (russian accent)
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"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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