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Old April 19th, 2005, 06:26 AM
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Default Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre HEHEHE

MST3K mystery Science Theatre 3000 it's freakin hilarious especially with such great titles as:

PRIIIINCE OF SPAAAACE
Space Mutiny!
Werewolf Rampage
Blue Submarine
And many more!

Get the DVDs, it's a hilarious show that had me in stitches on more then one occasion or as Jim Theis would say it.

"His ovals leaked a clear liquid as Grgnr's ribs shook with merthyness and stuff as he rocked back adn fort at the bad gramma', lam plot twts and peekaboo nudity."

I know how he named Grgnr though....you know that noise you make when you almost choke on a burrito? you know "GRGNR COUGH COUGH ahack ahack!" yeah.....he could have at least described the sex in great detail the way he was describing everything as foot long it could have been funny.

BTW did he realize that a foot long sword is actually about a fifth the sive of a proper blade? awww well I guess they like their wenches hot (LOL), their wine cheap and potent and their swords very short so that no one realizes they are over compensating for weee little ahem ^spears^.

(note: for the first time in my life all spelling errors/gramatical flaws are meant to be there .)
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