Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
Kirk I am your.....next lay you see I am really a girl because they had to give you a girl to bonk just like every other time in every other episode of star trek TOS....(darth vader breathing mask)
Darth vader promptly starts to do a sexy little striptease and Kirk lowers his phaser so he can unzip the trousers as darthy girl approaches.....suddenly lightsaber noise, and kirk's head goes flying across the room.
"Haha haha gotcha I'm really a dude." (darth vader voice off)
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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