[Strategia_In_Ultima]

Strategia saves Phil the bother from inserting the joke by thwacking him on the back of the head with an oversized ping-pong bat, thereby knocking him unconscious, and inserting it himself.

Just as he was about to insert it, however, the Byzantine Mongeese charge and knock him down. The Salagull and Seamander legions are too far away to save him, and he dies in the middle of a horde of battle-frenzied Mongeese.

Then he walks back in through the door.

"My, altering NullAshton's appearance to my own and sending him here was the best thing I have ever done so far....."