[Growltigger]

Ducking behind the bar to avoid the El Phil and Strategia related shenanigans, GT steps out into real life a moment to speak to The Grey One.

"Gryppo old chap (for you will always be that to me), sorry to hear real life for you sounds a bit tough, but I am sure you will bounce back and be weirder and more furrier than ever - may be you just need a nice holiday to somewhere interesting and not American - Borneo is nice at this time of year, and if you die your moustache orange, you can pretend to be an orang-utang.

I am well. Busy and hating work as usual, but fatherhood is suiting me very well (Alessandra is 7 months old now, looks alarmingly like me but I am sure she will grow out of that, and is the prettiest little thing on the planet (but then I am biassed). Life is OK. Salary is too low, credit card bills are too high etc, but we are surviving

What's going on with the Boston Massiv?