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Hmmm if I hadn't fitted an anti-grav generator in my hair many years ago that could be inconvienient.
Luckily in a effort to save money on hair gel each of my hairs was fitted with a sub-quantum anti-grav emitter so they can levitate the hat.
Now kneel surfs! This hat clearly proclaims me to be your king, like pulling Excalibur out of the stone but heavier!
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