Re: OT: Long live the Federation
Man the only reason I ever went in Depth in the sci-fi is when I was doing research for the books I plan on writing hehe.....but those guys just do it for fun, it reminds me of something i read once
A Trekkie and a Star Wars nut are arguing one day and the trekkie goes
"Yeah well at least Trekkies have a cool name what do you star wars fans have?"
"We have the FORCE you turdbrain!"
Trekkie: "Can the force stop a phaser!"
SWN (Star wars nut:"Of course it can!"
star wars nut:"Can your precious starfleet take on the Empire!"
Trekkie "Of course they can any day of the week you moron!"
A beautiful woman walks by
SWN: Hey babe wanna see my lightsaber
Babe: Ewwwwww
Trekkie: Captain I see think I should try and make....first contact!
Babe: Contact this *knee to groin*
beautiful woman leaves
The Trekkie and SWN look at one another
SWN: "Man I shoulda used a jedi mindtrick"
Trekkie: "Man i shoulda worn a cup"
Another beautiful woman walks up
Babe2 (seductive voice):Hi I'm a battlstar galactica fan!
What's the point of this conversation?
1. The force WON'T get you laid
2. Star Trek babes lay everything in site.....most earth women don't
3. No matter how hot the woman, she won't get none if she's a BSG lover
4. The trekkie/wars/bsg fussin and fuedin should all come to an end because they all share one thing in common......VIRGINS FOR LIFE!
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When life gives you lemons take them and squeeze them in life's eye until it gives you the oranges you asked for!
"If men build things to look like our penis such as towers and ships does that mean female achitects represent women having penis envy?"
A line that made me chuckle, I can't remember where I heard it I just know it made me laugh.
"I'm not really a slapper....I mainly punch and gouge."
Tammy Lee my kung fu instructor/sifu's daughter when asked if she ever slapped a boy for saying something nasty to her.
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