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AngleWyrm_2 said:
Transporter Room
The captain is standing in front of a replicator, handing out equipment.
"One for you, and one for you--" He looks up at ensign Fodder, a security person in a red shirt.
"Son, that's just not gonna work."
"Sir?"
The Captain turns around, pulls a blue shirt out of the replicator and hands it to ensign Fodder. "Here, put this on."
First Officer says "Well that ought to substantially increase Away Team survivability."
"My thoughts exactly."
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Planet
The away team beams down. Nifty SFX, but the actors got their cues wrong so they run up to where they're supposed to be right after the SFX. A really ugly team of blue alien monsters-- Oh, no, wait, that's the TV studio board of directors. Oops! Ah, there they are. A really ugly group of GREEN alien reptile-monsters stands a short distance away, weapons raised.
The leader speaks.
"Kill all Redshirts! Don't fire at anyone else!"
Since there are no redshirts, only one blueshirt and some goldshirts, they lower their weapons. One of the aliens lifts his weapon and shoots the blueshirt.
*CRACKLE*ZAP*"Aaaargghhh!!!!!"
"Oh dammit, I should've known not to bring a colorblind soldier with me on patrol....."