Re: 1,500
Enterprise Ready Room
"Captain we have a problem."
"What's that Number 1."
"I'm an incompetent idiot. But that aside our redshirt insurance has lapsed."
"Damn! How much to renew it?"
"That's the problem. No-one will touch them. They have a life expectancy lower than Palestinian suicide bombers!"
"Bugger."
OK so a few beers may have influenced this post.
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