I doubt that you need to "duck and cover".
This fight is metaphorically speaking between dog lovers and cat lovers. A certain masochistic pedophile was briefly involved but I suspect has discreetly withdrawn.
http://www.ccle.fourh.umn.edu/rulesm...tyschool2.html
Kilkenny Dogs versus Calico Cats

I shall see if the cats have dragged in enough, if not then there is always more where "that" came from.