As some people may know I went on vacation to visit my nephew (Mother and son doing fine thankyou very much) but this is not about my new nephew. On my trip over I was pulled out of line and told I had been randomnly chosen to be tested for explosives in my baggage and on my person. Never happened before so it was a slightly interesting process to go through. Anyhow I spent my 2 weeks away and then came home this afternoon. I go through the metal detector and while getting my stuff I am told I have been randomnly chosen to be tested for explosives. Randomn my foot. I have a slight suspicion they keep picking me because of my beard
. I'll sue, sue I tell ya.
Official security Memo:
All men with beards (especially if they look like they havn't trimmed them for 2 weeks) are to be assumed as terrorists and chosen for bomb tests.