[Growltigger]

I dont like pizza much anyway - I only like pizza where it has no cheese on it (damn I hate mozzarella - what is the purpose of a skaggy tasteless rubbery ball of fermented cow's milk?) and then is heavy on the anchovies, jalapeno peppers and pineapple!

Pizzas are overpriced, greasy, fat laden, cardiac inducing smelly things unpleasantly brought to your door by generally unwashed oiks on motorbikes!

I would probably eat more pizza if they employed attractive young ladies to bring them round (but cue ethical, moral and personal safety considerations), but then I doubt I would be using the service for the pizza!!