Re: Jokes and Riddles Centre
A true story:
I was working at Wendys for 4 months before I quit because the whole situation sucked, however there is one moment I remember very fondly (actually a few but I can't mention the others lol):
It was a monday afternoon and I had just finished with the lunch rush and had a pounding headache from dealing with an irate family that always came in and always had something to complain about, well a woman and a man walked in with a dog that was wearing a "service dog" vest and since it was blue I knew it was a dog in training.
Well anyway I take their order and make a little small talk about the dog (a yellow lab puppy about a year old) and this man walks in and sees the man with the dog and says rather rudely
"Hey Man you ain't s'posed to have dogs in here can't you read the signs."
The man ignores him and walks to the bathroom with the dog, well I am still talking a little bit to the woman as we wait for her food to get done and this man walks up to me and goes.
"Hey I thought you people didn't allow pets in here what's the deal?"
I looked at him-a little baffled because I thought everyone knew that the vests of different colors meant different types of service dogs- well I lean over to the woman and say in a tone loud enough for him to hear "Ma'am she is a working dog right?" the woman nods and goes says yes very politely.
I looked at the gentlement and said
"Sir she's a working dog they're allowed in restaraunts and stores"
The man streightens his back and looks down at me with a cocky grin (did I mention he was really freakin tall?) and says in one of those "I'm smarter then you" tones
"Man that's bullsh%t that dog don't work here."
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